Check Out Ares, Ra, and P-Tyme’s side of the story.

This is roughly how I remember the 24 hours or so of Halloween

  • Part tyme: plastic grapes….and a sheet
  • Chef: its genius dude; Dionysus…the only problem I can foresee is that ill have to drink a lot more than I normally do to fit the role of a Godly drunkard
  • Part tyme: A) that doesn’t sound like a problem to me, and B)….that doesn’t sound like a problem
  • Ares (running into the room): WHO WANTS MARGARITAS?

-group cheers-

  • Chef: margaritas… Dionysus could have drank those in ancient Greece. I just need a wine bottle
  • Ares: the only rule…the only rule is you cant, no driving for 8 hours after!
  • Part tyme: YA, BUT YOURE STILL WALKIKNING AROUND with a BOTTLE…..its not wine, but its margarita…THAT’S STILL BOOZE
  • Chef: ya but its not, its not the wine! The cops will NEVER know!
  • FoSho: Audrey Hepburn wouldn’t have to walk! WHY are we walking?!
  • Ra: TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN HEELS AND STOP BITCHING
  • Ares: its like 2 blocks
  • Part Tyme: its been like 2 blocks for the last 5
  • Chef: Fine, hold it. Hold the bottle, I gotta piss
  • FoSho: what do you mean you fell?
  • Chef: I ate shit when I was walking out of that dudes yard after peeing. My toga is all dirty, I need to wash it
  • FoSho: you cant even tell
  • Chef: where’s my bottle?
  • Waitress: here’s your shot
  • Chef: what the fuck is this?
  • Waitress:…it’s the pomegranate martini Ares’ ordered, you were standing right next to him…
  • Chef:…you…gimme that
  • Waitress: ya, definitely our worst drink
  • Ares: greek sex! get this taste out of my mouth!
  • Waitress: is he alright?
  • Ares: ya hes Dionysus, hes just in character
  • Part Tyme: USE THE FANCY BATHROOM!
  • Chef: I DON’T NEED NO FANCY BATHROOM. Where is it?
  • Ra: CHEF! CHEF! COME TAKE SHOTS!
  • Chef: IM SLEEPING!
  • Ra: YOURE IN THE BATHROOM!
  • Part Tyme: from a distance: hahahahahahaha!
  • Woman: nice grapes, I like the hat
  • Part Tyme: Touch them!
  • Naughty nurse: I need to write you guys a prescription
  • Part Tyme: but…im not sick
  • Chef: it says to call the doctor…which is you…but there’s no number… Malpractice…
  • Bartender: whats the matter, don’t you know how to take a shot?
  • Chef: HAHAHAHAHA
  • Ares: hold on, were goin to the Den, I gotta close out. Meet outside
  • FoSho: hold on chef, Ares has to close
  • Old man in the elevator: who are you?
  • Chef: I cant remember. Isn’t it late for you to be up?
  • Chef (outside): theyre not out here…they must have gone home.
  • Random house party: Dionysus! Come drink!
  • Chef: you got wine? Do you have wine?
  • Random house party: no, but we have some vo…
  • Chef: SHUT UP!
  • Ra: You! There you are!
  • Part Tyme: Dude, where the fuck did you go?
  • Chef (outside): …
  • Chef (walking inside): no one wake me up tomorrow
  • Ares (outside): FUCK! He’s right fucking here!
  • Ra: SEE?! Fucking FoSho
  • Chef (outside…again…somehow): uh…right
  • Part Tyme: where the fuck did you go dude?
  • Chef (walking inside): you guys are drunk. No one wake me up early tomorrow