Welcome to the Drinks page. Here you will find interesting recipes for some of our favorite drinks, both our personal inventions and long standing favorites. We’re not terribly concerned with including every drink we know, so this is by no means an encyclopedia, just a list of simple drinks that are quick to mix. This list does come in handy if you ever get tired of your own fallback drinks and want to mix it up without confusing the bartender. Enjoy!


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Abortion Shot (also called Prairie Fire)

Type: Shot (of doom)

History: I had some hesitation in opening the page with this drink, but alphabetical order demands it. If you have half a brain you wont ever ask for this…though it is almost worth ordering to see the bartender’s face.

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Vodka
  • 1 part Tequilla
  • 1 part Tabasco sauce

let me reiterate; don’t order this

Apache

Type: Shot

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part Baileys
  • 1 part Midori

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Black Russian

Type: Cocktail/Well

History: A good nightcap for those who dont do the cream thing

Ingredients:

  • 2 parts Vodka
  • 1 part Kahlua

Poured over ice and sometimes topped with club soda or coke

Bitches Tit

Type: Cocktail/Well

Variants: Angel’s Tit

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Chambord
  • 1 part Frangelico
  • 1 part Baileys

Served over ice, amazing drink if a girl ever tells you to “surprise her.” Variants may include other ingredients, but it always seems to include Chambord and a cream liqueur

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Chocolate Cake Shot

Type: Shot or Double Shot

History: tastes exactly like chocolate cake when done right

Ingredients:

  • 1 part frangelico
  • 1 part citron vodka
  • sugar
  • lemon

cover the rim of the glass with sugar and pour equal parts of the two liquors together. Lick the rim, take the shot, then bite down onto a wedge of lemon

College Panty Dropper

Type: Mixed Drink, usually served from a cooler

History: Back in my college fraternity days this was the drink of choice if any ladies were partying that night. Why? Look at the name again. There are different variations of Panty Droppers, but this one in particular is quite inexpensive and just as delicious.

Recommended Use: Make for party situations/events that girls will be attending. It’s delicious, but be warned, this drink will make even manly men tipsy after a few.

Ingredients

  • 30 rack of Natural Ice or Natural Light
  • 1 handle of cheap vodka (Don’t worry, you won’t taste a thing)
  • 4-5 cans of lemonade/pink lemonade concentrate (Covers all the booze)
  • Bag of cubed ice (To keep cold and dilute concentrate flavor)
  • 5 gallon cooler (One with a spigot to serve the drink)

Warning: Gets people drunk REALLY fast. Chef and I watched an entire med school party get smashed from this drink within an hour!

~P-Tyme

Cooked Turkey

Type: Shot and Triple Shot

History: No real story here. Just imagine a Jive Turkey shot on fire!

Recommended Use: Blow out fire first before drinking…If you did not already know that, you are not the type of person who should be drinking flaming shots!

Ingredients: (See Jive Turkey)

Warning: Once again, it’s on fire! There you’ve been warned twice now.

~P-Tyme

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Dallas Root Beer

Type: Cocktail/Well (can be a shot)

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Jagermeister
  • 2 parts Sprite

Duck Fart

Type: Shot

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Crown Royal
  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part Baileys

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Electric Lemonade

Type: Cocktail/Well

Ingredients:

  • 1 part light rum
  • 1/2 part blue caracao

pour over ice and fill with sprite

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Fallen Joe

Variations: Joe Bomb (shot of only Kahlua), Joely Roll (shot of only Baileys)

Type: Bomb

History: This is a drink that I made for myself once at my friend’s birthday. Why is it called a Fallen Joe? It was my friend Joe’s birthday and we all preceded to drink a ton at his house to celebrate. Of course since it was Joe’s birthday he was far more wasted than anyone else, though he claimed he was fine. At one point we challenged Joe to walk across his kitchen floor to the table where we were all sitting. Joe took two steps, tripped, and face planted.

Recommended Use: Drink it fast before it curdles on you (if Baileys is in the shot).

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 shot of Baileys
  • 1/2 shot of Kahlua
  • Glass of Hawaiian Punch

~P-Tyme

Four Horsemen

Type: Shot

History: No particular history behind this drink that any of us can remember…but none of us can remember much of anything when it comes to this drink. After a night of some heavy drinking this is quite possibly Chef’s most frequent nightcap,  though rarely by choice. There are too many variants of this drink to count, but the few listed here seem to be the most prevalent

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Jack Daniels
  • 1 part Jim Beam
  • 1 part Jameson
  • 1 Part Jose Cuervo

Variants:

There are two main variants to the one listed above, but know that ALL of these versions will get you fucked up fast.

Variant 1

  • 1 part Rumple Minze 100 proof
  • 1 part Bacardi 151
  • 1 part Jagermeister
  • 1 part Goldschlager

Variant 2

  • 1 part Jose Gold
  • 1 part Bacardi 151
  • 1 part Jagermeister
  • 1 part Rumple Minze

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Grand Slam

Type: Mixed Drinks

History: Our tough-guy buddy Army sauntered into a party we were throwing back in college. Desperate to prove his ultimate masculinity, he prompted our barkeep of the night, the Slave, to make him ‘the strongest drink you can think of’. Inspired by Dodgers catcher Russell Martin’s game-winning grand slam earlier in the night, the Slave cooked up the Grand Slam in his honor: throwing a few shots of vodka into a cup of beer, without the benefit of the lemonade that everyone else had mixed into it. Army took a sip, commented on how terrible it tasted (even accurately guessing the ingredients, to many laughs), and proceeded to down the whole thing.
Poker,

Ingredients:

  • 1 part vodka
  • 1 part beer

That’s it…keep it simple, stupid!

Tips:

  • Do not order this in a bar – it does not “exist” in a classical sense.
  • Do not ask a friend to make this for you – it is truly terrible.
  • Give this to your worst enemies, and laugh at their misery and pain.
  • Add lemonade and suddenly it’s tolerable, even borderline delicious!

~Poker

Greek Sex

Aliases: Greek Life

Type: Shot or Cocktail/well

History: A drink created by Ares.

Ingredients:

(On a need to know basis)

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Jive Turkey

Variations: Original Jive Turkey (only includes Jack and Wild Turkey)

Type: Shot or Triple Shot

History: My college roommate and I fancied ourselves whiskey drinkers and wanted a drink uniquely our own. Well now I’m sharing this drink with the world. If you order this at a bar, watch the face of the bartender! It’s priceless! The taste is that of whiskey, until your taste buds realize there is something terribly wrong!

Recommended Use: Use this drink at beginning of the night! If you try to chase your night’s libation with this abomination, well prepare to pray before the porcelain gods.

Ingredients

  • 1 part Jack Daniels
  • 1 part Jameson
  • 1 part Wild Turkey
  • All parts suffering and pain

Warning: This drink will put hair on yourself.

~P-Tyme

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M

Mind Eraser

Type: Triple Shot

History: lets just say it has earned its name. This drink is one best made by a bartender or the sober member of the party (read “most sober”)

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Everclear
  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part club soda

This drink needs a careful pour; layer the everclear (remember that’s worth roughly THREE shots as far as potency is concerned) the Kahlua and then club soda. Jam a straw in the glass and drink as fast as you can.

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Party Punch

Aliases: Punch, P-Time Punch

History: My college friends and I made punch after having Skip and Go Naked drinks at a friend’s birthday. It initially was a variation of that, but soon turned into something else.

Recommended Use: Parties only! This can be tough to drink with a few people, but is delicious. Prepare to have to make more throughout the night.

Ingredients:

  • Handle of vodka (the cheap stuff is fine, you won’t taste it)
  • Handle of Malibu Rum
  • Half a 30 rack of Natural Ice/Light or Tecate
  • 2 Liters of Minute Maid Lemonade
  • 2 Liters of 7-Up
  • Several Squeezed Lemons
  • Fill the rest with Lemon Gatorade
  • Bottle of Champagne (Optional, adds to the hangover)

Warning: Causes quite the hangover the next day.

~P-Tyme

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R

Raspberry Kamikaze

Type: Shot or Cocktail/Well

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Vodka
  • 1 part Triple Sec
  • 1 part Raspberry liqueur

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S

Sweet & Sour (non alcoholic mixer)

Ingredients:

  • 1 part simple syrup (2 parts sugar, 1 part water)
  • 1 part lemon juice

some add 1 part egg whites to add a foamy finish to their drinks. I prefer not to get salmonella, so I dont bother

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T

Three Wise Men

Type: Shot or Triple Shot

Ingredients:

  • 1 part Jack Daniels
  • 1 part Jim Beam
  • 1 part Johnnie

Variants:

Three wise men go hunting

  • add 1 part Jagger or Wild Turkey

Three wise men go to TJ

  • substitute Johnnie with Jose Cuervo

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White Russian

Type: Cocktail/Well

History: A classic fallback if you want to take it easy but are unsure of what to order

Ingredients:

  • 2 parts Vodka
  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part Baileys

Served over ice

Whiskey Sour

Type: Cocktail/Well

History: another favorite fallback, this drink may take some getting used to but its damn good if done right

Ingredients:

  • 2 parts whiskey
  • 1 part sweet & sour; hard to avoid the pre-made bottled sour, but so much better made fresh
  • 1 cherry (ladies, you know you love drinks with cherries)

Served over ice

White Gummy Bear

Type: Shot

  • 1/2 part Raspberry Vodka
  • 1/2 peach schnapps
  • 1 part sweet & sour
  • 1 part Sprite

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